To another boring web site about icons, religion and stuff. You're a visitor number eight, including my family. Goodbye! Wait a minute?! (H. Simpson's voice) .............This isn't it; this is one of the non boring sites on the subject!! ..........Boy (girl, child, granny, etc.), am I glad it's mine!? (That was just a figure of speech, don't answer that). This is THE site about icons, religion (but in small doses, nothing to be alarmed about) and stuff like my wood carvings and your money and how those two should change places. My name is George Bilak and I'll be your host for tonight. For those of you who think that someone in my line of work shouldn't be cheerful and happy, here's a friendly advice: get off of this site right away! It will only make you angry, and then you'll feel the need to tell me so, and then I'll have to answer your mail, and then I'll get really rude for being forced to waste my time, and I have no intention of doing that (wasting my time) cause God has given me a job, and I like doing it. |
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For those who don't consider themselves smarter than God: look around, decide what you like and order it. Bear in mind that everything is hand made and that that's a slow process so you'll have to be patient (well, you'll have to wait, I don't know about being patient). Details are negotiable. For those who don't like anything here: buy something anyway and then give it as a present to someone who you can't stand and you know will be disappointed with it. For those who really hate everything that I have to offer: buy something expensive and then throw it away, just to show me how much you hate it. Or just send me money and a card saying that my work sucks and that you wouldn't be caught dead wearing (owning) it. For everybody else: buy something. To sum it up: I want your money. |
